(by craig schlewitz)
One of my favorite quotes.
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A message from the birthday boy.
“FOSTER A CAT FROM YOUR LOCAL SHELTER”
i like how he just talks about sex
and then cats.
ok.
robert must have lost a bet with the devil. now every mention of sex must be followed with themention of kittens
sex and then kittens.
Robert Downey Jr is literally tumblr
Robert Downey Jr is literally Tumblr.
Mad. Respect.
I love it because he talks about two types of pussy
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Scarlett Johansson
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“You wanna get up there you’re gonna need a ride.”
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